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Rennie Park Zamboni

The Swansea Hockey Association is the world's largest outdoor hockey league.  Normally that's a good thing if you ask me, but when it's -18°C, it's less of a good thing. The SHA plays at Rennie Park.  The Rennie Park zamboni has animated Maple Leafs painted on it, and it
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Maple Leafs 3, Kings 5

The George Carlin of the Barilkosphere, also known as Down Goes Brown, had this to tweet the other night. Dear 2009-10 Toronto Maple Leafs. You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I hate you.That, in a nutshell, is precisely the problem.  There are no redeeming qualities to speak of.  We
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What Would Wendel Do?

Before I act, I always ask myself one simple question.  What would Wendel do? If you're asking yourself this same question, and you should, you should buy WWWD right now from PuckingHilarious.com because they're donating $2 from every shirt sold to the Canadian Red Cross for help with relief
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Maple Leafs 1, Penguins 4

Tied 1-1 in the second period, Alexei Ponikarovsky was awarded a penalty shot.  I saw it, you saw it, it happened. It never happened.  Instead, they determined that Sergei Gonchar had scored 13-seconds earlier.  There's a rule somewhere about scoring two goals on the same play, so the penalty shot
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Maple Leafs 2, Sabres 3

I have an idea that will instantly improve our hockey club.  Let's stop playing the Buffalo Sabres.  We've now lost 10 in a row against them, going 0-5 this season. I have another idea.  Let's stop spotting the opposition a two goal lead.  For the 23rd time this season, we
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