"I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"."      - Bob Slydell, Office Space

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it."      - Clarence Darrow

"Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat."      - Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache

"They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."      - Ed Bloom, Big Fish

"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."      - TV Announcer, Canadian Bacon

"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the

"I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is "I want this.", "Get me this.", "I have to have this."... and then there's the children. And they're all by my store 'cause they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid

"If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murders come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your

"Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. "      - Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."      - Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

"Everybody wants something, they'll never give up. Everybody wants something, they'll take your money and never give up."      - The Zit Remedy

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I

"I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."      - Linus, It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

"I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love."      - Mother Teresa

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around,

"Once, when my feet were bare, and I had not the means of obtaining shoes I came to the chief of Kufah in a state of much dejection, and saw there a man who had no feet. I returned thanks to God and acknowledged his mercies, and endured my want

"Run, Forrest! Run!"      - Jenny Curran, Forrest Gump

"You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?"      - Lindsay Funke, Arrested Development

"These days come and go, but they say nothing, and if we do not use the gifts they bring, they carry them as silently away."      - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Yeah, I'm hot, because I'm tired of people taking shots at Canadian hockey. It sickens my stomach to turn the TV on. It makes me ill to hear what's being said. . . . I know the whole world wants us to lose, except for Canada and Canada fans and our players. We'll

"Sun's goin' down, and it's all dark at the ballpark, but that's okay...it's a night game."      - "Ok Blue Jays Lets Play Ball", Blue Jays Team Song

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."      - Ricky Fitts, American Beauty

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."      -