"Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing."      - Vince Lombardi

"A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."      - Paul Sweeney

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."      - George Dubya Bush

"The Old Year has gone.  Let the dead past bury its own dead.  The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.  All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!"      - Edward Payson Powell

"For a child is born to us, a son is given us; upon his shoulder dominion rests. They name him Wonder-Counselor, God-Hero, Father-Forever, Prince of Peace."      - Isaiah 9:5

"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."      - Jon Stewart

"Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something."      - Thomas Edison

"It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."      - Groucho Marx

"People can have the Model T in any colour, so long as it's black."      - Henry Ford

"You can't jump a jet plane, like you can a freight train."      - Gordon Lightfoot, Early Morning Rain

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved,

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."      - Dan Quayle

"I don't even know what street Canada is on."      - Al Capone

"Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything."      - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World.  In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive."      - Stephen Leacock

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."      - Erma Bombeck

"It's not the band I hate, it's their fans."      - Sloan, Coax Me

"And you know that she will trust you for you've touched her perfect body with your mind."      - Leonard Cohen, Suzanne

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."      - President George W. Bush

"The river rose all day The river rose all night Some people got lost in the flood Some people got away alright The river have busted through clear down to Plaquemines Six feet of water in the streets of Evangelne Louisiana, Louisiana They're tryin' to wash us away"      - Randy

"The ideas that have lighted my way have been kindness, beauty and truth."      - Albert Einstein

"I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you."      -

"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.