Toronto Mike

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Blame Canada

On December 23rd, agriculture officials announced the latest mad cow diagnosis in Washington State, marking the first time the disease has been found in the United States.  This shocking development was followed four days later by the announcement the infected Holstein was born in Canada.  Blame Canada for America's mad
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Supreme Court Ruling

The Supreme Court of Canada ruled today that Parliament has the constitutional right to criminalize marijuana possession.  Of course, decriminalizing small amounts of pot is well within the rights of Parliament as well. Prime Minister Paul Martin says he will reintroduce a bill proposed by Jean Chretien that would wipe
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John A. Macdonald Action Figure

It's about time.  For years I've wondered why there was no John A. Macdonald action figure, and now there is.  It's the dream of every child to have a John A. Macdonald action figure of their very own, isn't it? Canadian Legends is offering this figure to help us start
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Monetary Figures

Lets do something crazy.  Lets do something radical.  Lets be bold.  Lets redesign our Canadian money. We've all seen those same faces dozens of times.  Quite frankly, I'm getting bored of it.  The five dollar bill features Wilfred Laurier, the ten dollar bill features John A. MacDonald, the twenty dollar
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Boastful Canadians

When I saw the headline "Canadian flag causes flap in the U.S.", I had to click on in and read the rest of the story.  This article quotes a recent federal report as suggesting Canadians be careful not to appear "boastful" to Americans, who are insecure because of the
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A United Right

The Canadian Alliance Party of Canada voted overwhelming in favour of merging with the Progressive Conservatives earlier today.  It's looking like the Progressive Conservative Party will also vote to ratify the merge.  The two parties will form the new Conservative Party of Canada. Although I don't like the politics of
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A Distinct Identity

Today's New York Times includes an article on the emergence of a more distinctive Canadian identity.  The Times views this identity as being more in line with European sensibilities and one that is generating new frictions with the United States.  "From gay marriage to drug use to church attendance, a
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Jean Chrétien

Jean Chrétien has chosen to do the right thing.  Perhaps my entry of October 14th had something to do with his decision to retire on December 12th, clearing the way for Paul Martin, the newly anointed Liberal leader. Chrétien had threatened to stay on until February, creating a constitutional crisis
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Canada at War: Participation and Casualties

South Africa War (1899-1902) - Approximately 7,000 Canadians served; 267 of them gave their lives. First World War (1914-1918) - Approximately 650,000 Canadians served, including members of the Canadian Expeditionary Force, Canadians and Newfoundlanders who served with British forces (Newfoundland was a colony of Great Britain until 1949)
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Canuck Basketball

Why is it that Canada has such difficulty convincing its few NBA players to play for their nation?  Last night we lost a berth in the 2004 Olympic Games when we fell to Puerto Rico by a score of 66-79. Where was Jamaal Magloire, Rick Fox or even Carl English?
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Cool Canada

In my blog entry of June 21st, I expressed why I believe 2003 has thus far  been a landmark year for Canadian independence and pride.  I referred to our unwillingness to follow the US into Iraq, our motion to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana and the Supreme
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O Canada!

Canada bashing has become a popular sport of late.  With no defense to speak of and an unwillingness to follow our giant neighbours to the south on their way into Iraq, we've been labeled as traitors and worse. As I see it, we were right.  Sure our Prime Minister comes
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Thanks Vicky

Here in Canada, Monday is Victoria Day.  This holiday is in celebration of Queen Victoria's Birthday. Hold on just a moment.  We get a holiday devoted to some Queen of Britain who's been dead for over a hundred years?  Surely we can do better than that.  Where is our Canadian
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Vimy Ridge

If Vimy Ridge was an American success story, Hollywood would be churning out big budget epics on the subject on a regular basis.  Vimy Ridge happens to be draped in red and white, and as a result, it's never received the celluloid documentation it so richly deserves.  As Canadians, we're
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