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Jedi Politics

Watching Clerks II last night got me thinking about Clerks.  The reason I loved that movie was because of awesome exchanges between Dante and Randal like this one regarding Jedi Politics.
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Best Canadian Movies

Humble Howard says "Bon Cop Bad Cop" is the best Canadian movie he's ever seen.  He openly admits that he hasn't seem a lot of Canadian films, but who amongst us has?  I can only think of a handful of Canadian movies that I've truly loved. The first couple of
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Coffee Is For Closers Only

Taryn and I have had many interesting discussions lately about Alec Baldwin and the voice mail he left for his daughter.  This isn't new news, and unless you're living under a rock you've heard the message, but here it is if you've yet to hear Baldwin's rant. We recently watched
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Top Grossing Comic Book Films

Here are the top grossing films based on comic books: Spider-Man - $403,706,375Spider-Man 2 - $373,585,825Batman - $251,188,924X-Men: The Last Stand - $234,362,462X2: X-Men United - $214,949,694Batman Begins - $205,343,774Superman Returns - $200,081,192Batman Forever - $184,
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The Three Bob Clark's I Know

Bob Clark and his son were killed by a drunk driver yesterday.  In my lifetime I've seen three of his films, and they represent the three Bob Clark's I know. The first Bob Clark movie I ever saw was "A Christmas Story", which he made in 1983.  In 2003 I
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Ed Norton's 25th Hour Monologue

Spike Lee's 25th Hour has this five minute scene where Ed Norton's character delivers a monologue to the mirror.  I wrote about this scene before.  It's five minutes of total and complete anger, a sort of bizzaro world love letter to New York City. It's most definitely NSFW as it's
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Wanting To Like Water

I start watching a number of movies I never finish.  If the movie is boring or just plain awful, I'll bail.  You never read my reviews of these movies because I don't review the flicks I don't finish. Deepa Mehta's "Water" has been nominated for best foreign-language film.  It's the
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79th Oscar Nominees Unveiled

They announced the nominees for the 79th annual Academy Awards this morning.  Here's the complete list. Up for best picture are the following flicks. BabelThe DepartedLetters From Iwo JimaLittle Miss SunshineThe QueenCanadian Ryan Gosling is up for best actor for his role in "Half Nelson".  From "Breaker High" to Oscar
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TGFS: Thank God For Scorsese

I watched most of the Golden Globes last night.  What struck me throughout the night was how all the winners were in movies and television shows I had never seen. Scorsese won for his direction of "The Departed", a movie I actually saw.  Other than that, the only winner I
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Zyzzyx Road's Gross Gross

Reading the Globe this morning, I stumbled across a little bit about Zyzzyx Road.  I'm still having difficulty believing what I've read. Zyzzyx Road is a $2-million vigilante thriller starring Katherine Heigl and Tom Sizemore that grossed a grand total of $30 at the box office in 2006.  It ran
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Not Everybody Loved Raymond

When Peter Boyle passed away earlier this week, many mourned the passing of Raymond's dad on "Everybody Loves Raymond".  The fact is, not everybody loved Raymond.  I never found it funny. Many others mourned the passing of the monster in "Young Frankenstein".  The scene in which Boyle sings "Puttin' On
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Breakfast with Scot

"Breakfast With Scot" is a movie starring Tom Cavanaugh and currently filming in the GTA.  Did I mention Tom Cavanaugh is playing an ex-Toronto Maple Leaf who just happens to be gay? The NHL and Maple Leafs have blessed the project which means Cavanaugh will be wearing an official Leafs
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I Believe

As things worsen in Buffalo, I'm having trouble believing we can win again in The Queen City.  I want to believe we can contend this season.  I want to believe that if things fall into place perfectly, if our goal tending holds up and we're healthy, if the stars align
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This Is My Life

The opening scene of "American Beauty" sets things up perfectly.  Lester Burnham is spanking the proverbial monkey during his morning shower and preparing us for his imminent death. My name is Lester Burnham. This is my street. This is my neighborhood. This is my life. I am 42 years old.
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I Hope

1994 gave us some unbelievable movies.  "Pulp Fiction", "Forrest Gump" and "The Shawshank Redemption" to name a few.  "The Shawshank Redemption" was unbelievably good with monologues like this one from Red. Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life, I am
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We're Gonna Be Winners

I love that scene in "Hoosiers" when Gene Hackman's character is trying to motivate his team before the Indiana state finals. Forget about the crowds, the size of the school, their fancy uniforms, and remember what got you here. Focus on the fundamentals that we've gone over time and time
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Choose Life

I love that scene in "Trainspotting" when Ewan McGregor's character delivers that killer monologue about choosing life. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and
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Martin Scorsese

"The Departed" is the first movie in a long time I've actually wanted to see in theatres.  In fact, if I can score babysitting, I'm totally there. Martin Scorsese, the director of "The Departed", has somehow never won an Oscar, despite being nominated seven times.  "Goodfellas", which ranks #2 on
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Porky's Reign Ends

A perfect Friday night as a thirteen year old was discovering "Porky's" being aired on CityTV.  City never censored the flick which meant plenty of Cancon T&A. For almost 25 years, "Porky's" has been the most popular Canadian film in Canadian box office history.  It made $11.2
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A Good Year

A Good Year: 7 out of 10. I spent yesterday evening attending the opening gala of the new Sir Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe film, "A Good Year".  The world premiere was held at Roy Thomson Hall as part of the 2006 Toronto International Film Festival and I was lucky
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