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Not A Honker

Driving home from my ball game tonight, I saw my brother and his family crossing the street.  I wanted to get his attention, so I honked my horn. No big deal, right?  Actually, it was.  It was the first time I had heard my horn in years.  In the eight
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Do I Look Like Matt Roloff?

Between games two and three at this afternoon's slo-pitch tournament, we all went out to lunch and Jordy said I look like the guy from "Little People, Big World".  Matt Roloff is the guy from "Little People, Big World", and he's a little person.  Engell's girlfriend totally agreed with Jordy,
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Why Are You Poking Me?

Only five days ago I caved and succumbed to the pressures of Facebook.  I didn't dive in, I didn't use my full name nor did I post my alma maters.  I'm even using a fake picture. After five days I can see why people get addicted to this tool.  It's
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The Great Facebook Surrender?

A few months ago I wrote about my great Facebook and MySpace resistance.  MySpace turned my stomach, and although I had no Facebook experience, I decided to lump the two social networking portals together and see how long I could resist them. A group of people I run with decided
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Call Me Grey Beard

As a lousy beard grower, I rarely let it grow more than a couple of days.  Prior to shaving this morning I had three days growth, and I noticed something new. There's now a tinge of grey to parts of my beard.  I shouldn't be surprised, I've had some grey
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A Milestone Missed

I just realized a couple of things. This is my 6005th entry.  That means I missed a milestone entry yesterday.  Instead of making a big deal out if it I treated my 6000th entry the way MLB will treat Barry Bonds' 756th home run. Moments ago, I was going to
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So Many Questions...

I can't get her out of my mind, so this afternoon I returned to her side.  I just wrote about her yesterday, but I didn't share my many questions. I'm hoping you can help me.  Here are my main questions, accompanied by photos I just took.  Please help me solve
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Zoodles Uncensored

In response to this entry about Alpha-Getti and Zoodles, Kara commented that she had a can of Zoodles with a palm tree on the label that resembled a penis. She was nice enough to scan it and share it.  Without a doubt, that palm tree is both twig and berries.
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Alpha-Getti and Zoodles

Heinz bought Libby's about a decade ago, which means Heinz owns both the Alpha-Getti brand of canned pasta and Zoodles. I used to work in a grocery store, and I used to do all the grocery shopping.  At some point about five or six years ago, Taryn became the primary
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My 3 Cent Refund

I recently bought a domain name through GoDaddy.com.  Bob Parsons from GoDaddy.com just sent me an email with the subject line "Your refund for ICANN Fee overpayment".  I love refunds. Before I got my hopes up, I read the opening sentence.  "The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and
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Looking For CDs

Hey Raging Stormers, running peeps, neighbours, family and other acquaintances, I'm looking for a few CDs. You know the drill.  I want to get my mitts on the actual CD, not just the digital files.  And yes, I'm aware many of these haven't been "released" yet. Neil Young - Live
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Cho Seung Hui's Motivation?

I just received the following email. Mr. Boon.I am the owner and administrator of a website that caters specifically to writers, it has recently come to my attention that a play has been uploaded previous to the VA university shooting that notes the author as "Seung Cho".I am
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Two Comments, Two Extremes

I enjoy the interactive nature of this blog.  If I write my opinion on a subject, anyone can add their two cents and we can have an actual discussion.  This interactivity is what separates a blog from a journal. Over the past twelve hours, two comments have been left on
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56 in a 40 Zone

It's been years since I've received a traffic ticket, but I got one this morning.  I was driving a stretch of road with a speed limit of 40km and I got caught going 16km over. Here's what ticks me off.  The copper tells me if I go to court I
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Free Night of Theatre

I'm not really a theatre guy.  Despite having starred as the Wizard of Woe in The Canada Goose, I've only been to the theatre twice as an adult.  I was dragged by my wife to see The Lion King and Mamma Mia. Tonight we're going to the Hummingbird Centre to
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Snorting Dad

I was just glancing at this afternoon's news items when I read what might just be the quote of the year.  It's from Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine
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An Electrified Fooling Machine

All day I've noticed an influx of traffic from people searching for Chalk Circle's "April Fool" video.  I'm #1 for chalk circle april fool video and proud of it. We're not talking about massive traffic, but even ten such visits is ten more than usual.  There was definitely an increase
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