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Thanksgivings Through the Years

It's Monday, yet I'm still lounging in my Homer Simpson pyjama bottoms. It must be Thanksgiving. I've got familial Thanksgiving responsibilities later today, but now it's time for flashbacks of Thanksgivings past.  Gobble, gobble. October 13, 2003 @ 12:34October 11, 2004 @ 09:42October 10, 2005 @ 07:26October 9, 2006 @ 19:
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Bad News I Like

Good news and bad news... Ever notice how they seem to come coupled together? Here's a true exchange that happened this week. Pal: I've got good news and bad news... Me: Yesssss..... Pal: I'm having difficulty scoring those Sound of Music tix for your ladies. but..... Me: Yesssss..... Pal: I
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Boom Goes The Dynamite

I am not an economist.  I took economics in grade 11, but that was it.  I remember something about supply and demand... the rest is a little hazy. I have been following the US government's $700 billion bank bailout plan, and I am aware the House of Representatives has voted
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My Goal: 100,000 Unique Visitors

Technorati is releasing their State of the Blogosphere 2008 this week.  I find this very interesting, as you can imagine, especially their statement "Blogs are Profitable". The majority of bloggers we surveyed currently have advertising on their blogs. Among those with advertising, the mean annual investment in their blog is
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Keswick Virgin

I have never been to Keswick, Ontario.  That's right, I've lived in Toronto for all of my 34 years yet I've never set foot in the Town of Georgina. Today, that streak comes to a grinding halt as I've been invited to a BBQ in the birthplace of Curtis Joseph.
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Talk Like A Pirate Day

It won't be long until International Talk Like a Pirate Day is a stat day.  In a mere 13 years it's gone from a silly parodic holiday to serious business.  Check out Google's pirate edition. For instructions on how to talk like a pirate, check out http://www.wikihow.com/
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Roast

Tonight my Thursday night softball team went out to dinner to celebrate our spectacular fourth place finish. I decided I'd do something I've always wanted to do.  I decided to roast everyone in attendance. I've always been a fan of the roast.  Let's face it, who doesn't want to be
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My Dragon Boat Test Paddle

I've been invited to try out for a dragon boat team.  Tonight I made my way to Port Credit in Mississauga for a one hour test paddle.  If you don't know what dragon boating is, here's the Wiki page that explains this popular sport. It might be popular, but it
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9/11 Seven Years Later

9/11 was seven years ago.  Four years ago, when we were three years removed from that infamous day, I wrote this. Ask anyone where they were three years ago today and they'll tell you.  2,749 people were killed in Manhattan, 184 people died in Washington and 40 died
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CNE Nostalgia

The CNE is open for business which means the summer is winding down and everybody is taking a trip down CNE memory lane. Nostalgia is the new black. I worked at the CNE for three summers as a game booth attendant.  That gave me a unique perspective.  If you want
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Making Men Cry

This BBC article about 80 things that make men cry got me thinking about what makes me cry. I rarely cry, and it's been a while since I've shed a tear, but there are a few movies that never fail to do the trick and a few other circumstances that
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Igor Kenk, Dapper Dan

The Star couldn't report what evidence was presented in court today, but they could update us on Igor Kenk's makeover. Igor Kenk, you may recall, stole my bike (maybe), and now I want him hanged.  I hated him when he was a scruffy ragamuffin and now that he's a swarmy
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Bell Beavers Killed Dead

In February 2006, I caught a new spot for Bell featuring a couple of anthropomorphic beavers. I took note and wrote this entry because one of the beavers was voiced by Norm Macdonald, a dude who consistently makes me laugh and deserves a great deal better. I figured the beavers
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John Simcoe Rulez!

Today was sort of a bonus day with tomorrow being the new Saturday.  It's the Simcoe Day long weekend, don't ya know?  At least that's what we call this holiday here in Toronto.  The question is, who the hell is this Simcoe guy? In a nutshell, and shamelessly copied and
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