"I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?"
December 24, 2024
Homer's Quote of the Week
Total 218 Posts
"I hate the public so much! If only they'd elect me. I'd make 'em pay! Aw, Moe, how do I make 'em like me?"
"Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact."
"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."
"Now for the easiest job for any coach... the cuts."
"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians."
"I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God."
"Always submit to peer pressure."
"Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for love..."
"I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T."
"I hope I didn't brain my damage!"
"You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning."
"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man."
"And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge."
"Woo hoo! 350 dollars! Now I can buy 70 transcripts of Nightline!"
"Marge, quick, how many kids do we have? No time, I'll just estimate. Nine!"
"Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eatin' salad here!"
"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!"
"I wish God were alive to see this."
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation."
"I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Who is Fonzy!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?"
"I may occasionally kill out of anger; or to illustrate a point, but I'm no Grim Reaper!"
"Well, if it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lesson."
