"You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable"."
December 24, 2024
Homer's Quote of the Week
Total 218 Posts
"Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?"
"I'll get out of this city alive, even if it kills me!"
"Do I know what rhetorical means?"
"Boy, everyone is stupid except me."
"Good bye, Lisa. Remember me as I am: Filled with murderous rage!"
"Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria."
"Did you know that in Massachusetts it's legal to marry your son?"
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill."
"Internet! Is that thing still around?"
"As long as he has eight fingers and eight toes, he's my son."
"Oh Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing."
"You can't keep blaming yourself, Marge. Just blame yourself once and get on with life."
"I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"
"Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?"
"Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles."
"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"We're gonna get a new TV. Twenty-one inch screen, realistic flesh tones, and a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays!"
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
"Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"
"You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
