Toronto Mike

The Most Bullshit of Corporate Terms

Spotify will have you know they're sunsetting Chartable. Is there anything more beautiful than a sunset? I love sunsets...

It's so much nicer than saying they're shuttering that service you used and post-sunset you can no longer use it. A sunset, in the corporate world, is a very bad thing.

Is there a more bullshit corporate term than "sunset". Ohhhh, a sunset is beginning... sounds lovely. But really they're shuttering a service you used and sunset means you can fuck right off if you want to continue to use that service.

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— Toronto Mike (@torontomike.com) December 11, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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