Toronto Mike

I'm Not a Cancer, I'm a Gemini - Just Like My Award

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On my long list of things I think are bullshit, right near the top, is astrology.

If you think your zodiac sign is anything other than pure entertainment, I have swamp land in Florida you may be interested in.  Your zodiac sign means nothing, and it's likely not what you think it is.

The ancient Babylonians based the zodiac on which constellation the sun appeared to be in when a person was born. Since then, the moon's has exerted a gravitation pull on Earth, causing a "wobble" on its axis that has shifted the stars' alignment by about a month, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports.
"Because of this change in the tilt, the Earth is over here and the sun is in a different constellation than it was 3,000 years ago when this study of the stars began," astronomer Parke Kunkle told the Twin Cities' KARE-TV.

I always thought I was a Cancer, but it turns out I'm actually a Gemini.  That makes sense, as I once won a Gemini.

Here's your new sign below:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20
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