Toronto Mike

White Whine

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Every so often I come across a blog with a premise I wish I had thought of.  Today, I discovered White Whine and wondered why the hell I didn't think of that first.

It's essentially a new white person complaint every day.  Today's complaint is “My chiropractor has the worst selection of magazines in his waiting room; I mean, thanks, but I already read November’s issue of Golf…back in November!”  Last week the complaint was, “It takes over 300 dollars in gas to get from Ft. Lauderdale to the Bahamas and back.  If I knew that I wouldn’t have bought the damn boat, it’s cheaper to fly.”

They're all pretty funny.  Here's one I can relate to.  “What’s wrong with Nintendo that they can’t get enough Wii’s in for Christmas.  They had the same problem last year!”

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