Toronto Mike

Person Who Traveled the Least Distance to Be Here

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When Homer Simpson attended his high school reunion, he left with the "Person Who Traveled the Least Distance to Be Here" award.  This wasn't viewed as a positive thing.

I live less than 4km from my primary school, my high school and the hospital I was born at.  Does anyone else out there live less than 4km from the exact spot you were born?

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