I can't grow a decent beard. It grows out, but it's not thick enough to look right. I've never been happy with it and that's why I almost never go more than two days without shaving.
Since I've been hibernating, I'm on my third day of growth. I was just looking at the pictures I took of James and I by the Humber River and it reminded me that I'm still a shitty beard grower. Just once I'd like to be able to grow a full beard but as this picture will attest, it's going to be an ugly journey to that particular destination.
Is there some Dimoxinil-like remedy out there I can lather on my face to make this dream a reality or should I just be glad I've got lots of hair on my head where it matters most?