This morning my alarm woke me up. That never happens. My good 'ol stereo is set to play 102.1 at 7:14 every morning, but I always wake up at 7:13 and turn off the alarm. Every night before bed I set it and every morning at 7:13 I preemptively strike and disable it. Like Kramer, I have a finely tuned internal alarm that almost never fails.
This morning I actually needed the alarm and I can't remember the last time I did. Like Kramer, I must have subconsciously hit the snooze button.
