Toronto Mike

How To Hate Your City

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Are you happy?  Do you love the city you live in?  Are you proud to be a Torontonian?

If you answered yes to any of the questions above, you might want to disable the AM band on your radio.  I caught ten minutes of John Oakley this morning on AM640 and I wanted to move as far away from Toronto as possible.  It's all doom and gloom with a horrible mayor, an incompetent council, no hope, no chance for a bright future, the city of Toronto is going downhill, getting too expensive and becoming a violent pit of despair where only the evil rich can wallow in this cesspool of greed and corruption.  It's bad people, and if you live in the 416, you're not only an idiot but you're going to die very unhappy.

A pal of mine listens to CFRB 1010 and he hears pretty much the same thing over there.  I think most talk radio on the AM dial thrives on bashing this city and getting listeners all riled up about how much better things used to be and how bleak the future of Toronto is with fools at the helm.

After ten minutes I started to wonder what's wrong with me that I'm actually happy, love my city and am proud to be a Torontonian.  And if I disable the AM band on my radio, how the hell will I ever hear Leaf games when I'm stuck in my car?

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