Now that Humble Howard has discovered Gtalk, we've had some deep, intellectual discussions via this progressive communications tool.
Last night, we chatted. Here's the transcript. It's pretty raw, and quite revealing, so consider yourselves warned.
8:00 PM Toronto Mike: you got gill deacon cancelled!
8:16 PM Howard: eat me nerdlinger
8:16 PM Toronto Mike: and it's Gill, not Gil!
8:18 PM Howard: boon, where'd ya go?
8:18 PM Toronto Mike: you logged off for a second
8:18 PM Howard: I did'n't mean too. ya ass.
8:18 PM Toronto Mike: did you get my "it's Gill, not Gil"?
8:19 PM Howard: no. but then your humour is not all access.
8:18 PM Toronto Mike: no wonder she got cancelled, even her guests don't know her name
8:18 PM Toronto Mike: did you fly today?
8:18 PM Howard: yes. very bumpy. at one point we had 1000fpm updrafts.
8:20 PM Howard: fmp means feet per minute
8:20 PM Toronto Mike: oh, b/c I thought they might have cancelled your flight
8:20 PM Howard: hahahahahah your funny even though your not a jew
8:20 PM Toronto Mike: you're not a jew
8:20 PM Toronto Mike: see - show that to Randee - it's proof!
8:20 PM Howard: your not a jew either!
8:21 PM Howard: okay i'm stumped. what the fuck are you talking about?
8:21 PM Toronto Mike: your vs. you're
8:21 PM Howard: ahh. eat jew-ass.
8:21 PM Toronto Mike: I'm partially jewish, they cut my wiener
8:22 PM Toronto Mike: I feel your people's pain
8:22 PM Howard: Lack of Foreskin does not a jewy make. your pretty funny thoug.
8:22 PM Howard: and you have suffered ..what with the leafs...40 years-40 years
8:22 PM Toronto Mike: you're right, we don't invite family to watch it
8:22 PM Howard: okay im bored now with typing ..
8:23 PM Toronto Mike: you did it again
8:23 PM Howard: okay i'm back.
8:23 PM Howard: i was refreshing something.
8:23 PM Toronto Mike: you have much to learn young jedi
8:23 PM Toronto Mike: your google fu is weak
8:23 PM Howard: btw on webalizer I had over two thousand visits today...cool huh.
8:23 PM Howard: your google fu suck donkey dick
8:23 PM Toronto Mike: go to torontomike.com and watch pulp muppets
8:24 PM Howard: okay. I'm going to go now. your a good lad. btw how bout the pictures (Flickr) of tucker boning the slipper. GOLD!
8:25 PM Toronto Mike: that was good stuff
8:25 PM Toronto Mike: btw, according to webalizer I had 5214 visits yesterday
8:25 PM Howard: i'm watching the muppet htin
8:25 PM Howard: thing
8:26 PM Howard: you had 5214 but my visits were quality.
8:26 PM Toronto Mike: maybe
8:26 PM Howard: maybe my ass. my people love me, yours are just a quirk of google ranking. yes I used google ranking in a sentence. you have taught me much master
8:27 PM Toronto Mike: ok, your 17 years on the radio might have given you a slight edge over Toronto Mike...
8:28 PM Howard: nahhh .dude your the best and we all just bask in your shadow.
8:28 PM Howard: raptors win friday night?
8:28 PM Toronto Mike: it feels good to finally hear the truth
8:28 PM Toronto Mike: raptors will win
8:28 PM Howard: okay douche. I gotta go. I have grown up bizness to attend to.
8:28 PM Howard: later,
8:29 PM Toronto Mike: later
