My favourite quotes from The Royal Tenenbaums
- "Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't." - Eli
- "You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!" - Royal
- "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" - Royal
- "He got the cancer." - Pagoda
- "I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman." - Royal
