Hitch: 5 out of 10.
"Are We There Yet?" left such a bad taste in my mouth, I hadn't seen a feature film since. "Hitch" was a great deal better, but anything would seem better by comparison. It's a pretty safe romantic comedy that doesn't suck but doesn't deliver many big laughs either. It's exactly the kind of film that will gross $177,575,142 at American box offices.
What ultra-safe comedy starring a former rapper will I see next?