Toronto Mike

CIA On My Ass

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Oh no, I seem to have upset the Central Intelligence Agency.  Now they're demanding answers.  Check out this email I recently received.

From: Admin@cia.gov
To: listening@*****.com
Date: Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:38:40 -0500
Subject: Virus Found in message "You visit illegal websites"
Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

As God is my witness, I didn't know Google News Canada was an illegal website.  I suppose I have no choice now but to answer Mr. Allison's questions.

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