Sorry ladies but Steve is spoken for. My little brother is getting hitched.
I first heard this news on Saturday but it barely registered. Steve and Vanessa have been living in sin for so long it was as if they were already married. Now they'll just have a piece of paper with potential tax benefits.
Might I suggest Radiohead's "A Punchup at a Wedding" as the first song. Better yet, let big brother Mike deejay the big event!
