Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com. I received the following entry earlier today.
Q. What is the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine?
A. You can get Players out of a cigarette machine
Q. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A. None of them can play hockey
The Grinch
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You're frickin' hilarious.