I just read the greatest property listing in MLS history. The broker who listed it is named John E. Deoliveira and the West Toronto house he's selling is detailed here.
MLS listings can be removed at any time, so just in case that link breaks before you get a chance to read the description, here it is as it appears at this moment.
Yo-Yo Gee, Listen Up, Once Again Yours Truly :O)) Has Done It Again, Mouth To The Floor The Minute You Walk Through The Door... Ouch!!! Legal Two Family Dwelling With A Monthly Income Of $2,100.00. Easy To Convert Back To One Family If Desired, Seperate Coin Operated Laundry**** EXTRAS **** For Everyone's Convenience, Parking @ Rear Of Property Via Lane Plus Mutual Driveway Through The Front Therefore E-Z Access In & Out. Tenants Vacating End Of May For Early Closing. Two Fridges, Two Stoves, One Washer, One Dryer
It's the real deal my friends. I think that "Yo-Yo Gee" opening is classic.
