Losing To Jacob

How do I keep losing to Jacob?  I don't even know any Jacobs.  I used to know a Jacob, but that was almost twenty years ago.

Here is the list of the most popular male baby names for 2004, based on applications for USA Social Security cards.  I'm a strong second, somehow losing to Jacob.  I demand an investigation!

1. Jacob
2. Michael
3. Joshua
4. Matthew
5. Ethan
6. Andrew
7. Daniel
8. William
9. Joseph
10. Christopher