Are you an American who wants to travel Europe without being harassed about your country's politics? Go Canadian.
For $24.95, a New Mexico T-shirt company is selling a "Go Canadian" package. This package includes a Canadian flag T-shirt, a Canadian flag lapel pin and a Canadian patch for luggage or a backpack. There's also a quick reference guide on answering questions about Canada entitled "How to Speak Canadian, Eh?".
Not fair! It's taken me thirty years to master the art of speaking Canadian and now all our secrets are being sold for $24.95. This is our country, eh? Full of hosers and one helluva beauty.
