Maxim Magazine did something interesting with the cover of their current issue. They printed two: one has Paris Hilton in a revealing outfit while the other has Marge Simpson in a sexy low-cut dress while scrubbing the floor. Have a look.
She's every man's ideal wife: curvy, wild-haired, and willing to accept a fat, balding, drunk loser as her knight in shining armor, till death-or Patty and Selma-do them part. Mmm...Marge.
Amen. I'll be shocked if the Marge cover doesn't outsell the Paris cover by at least a 3:1 ratio.