Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com. I received the following submission earlier today.
"I was too mean to Mark and now he doesn't visit my site anymore" was posted by the proprietor of this super duper website, Mike Boon. I presume that this information was leaked out by Ryan Boon. Concidence? I'll leave it up to the good readers of torontomike.com to decide. But, after all remember the "presumed" source. Good 'ol Ryan has many things in common with my special pal, Ned Flanders.
1) He loves purple drapes.
2) He's part of the church choir.
3) He's honest on his tax returns...(sucker!)
4) He screams like a girl.
5) He knows Stan "The Boy" Taylor
6) He's all heffed up on goofballs.
So, by using my superior probing and sleuthing skills I have acquired by watching every "Law and Order" episode probably 5 times, it is my opinion that Ryan is the instigator of this horrible rumour. By far and large, I also take into consideration the sixth similarity between both him and Ned......Hmmm, Ryan, eh?
So, really in all actuality, the boycott of torontomike.com was not implemented. It's just a point where sooner or later, you have to learn to tolerate the demeaning attitude of Torontonians who feel they really are the centre of the universe. But, between you and I, Ryan has told me on more than one occasion that he is actually a Tiger Cats Fan. It's True!
Mark
True, one of the things I learned the other night was that my response to your previous Guest Blog Entry wasn't taken particularly well. I cannot tell a lie, Ryan gave you up.
For the record, Toronto really is the centre of the universe. You didn't think it was Hamilton, did you?
