The folks at AXE have sent me shampoo, conditioner and something called "shine pomade". I'm not sure what that is or what I'm to do with it, but AXE claims it will attract the ladies. Consider yourselves warned.
This is on the heels of the package Dove sent me with a bunch of shower stuff I'm actually using. I think I'm smelling pretty good.
But I am starting to develop a complex. Do I stink? Do I look dirty? Do I look like I need a bath?
