Tonight my Thursday night softball team went out to dinner to celebrate our spectacular fourth place finish.
I decided I'd do something I've always wanted to do. I decided to roast everyone in attendance.
I've always been a fan of the roast. Let's face it, who doesn't want to be roasted? I wrote some A material and delivered it perfectly in front of 13 teammates at Alice Fazooli's. I think I've found my niche!
If you ever need a roast master, give me buzz.